[ooc; PERMISSIONS]

[dildosaurus]

★ First Impressions ☆ VISUAL: Pretty average. Around 6'0'', built sturdily but not unusually visibly buff or anything. Physically healthy, let's say. Well-groomed. Straitlaced. Some might say a bit stuffy. Pretty much always has a serious expression on his face. Extremely well-dressed but very understated. Basically if you have an eye for quality, you'll be able to see it. ☆ AURAL: Flat and generally on the nasal side, but occasionally a bit gravelly. Most of his sentences are interspersed with um and uh and ah. Usually speaks quickly, but his voice gets slower/rougher and his sentences come more smoothly when he really means business. Speaks with the blandest General American dialect you've ever heard, but it slips into something slightly more North Midland-y sometimes—especially when he's being really casual. ☆ OLFACTORY: Expensive stuff. Dry-cleaned bespoke suits, leather, ink and paper, fine wood. Perhaps a subtle cologne; you have to be quite close to him to smell it. (Maybe just the faintest hint of blood, but only once in a while.) ☆ DEMEANOUR: Depends on who you are, but he's usually calm, politely distant, and outwardly very patient with rude/demanding/otherwise unpleasant people. Apparently he does have a sense of humor, but it's so dry it's almost hard to tell it's there. Though his posture is sort of stiff on some occasions and so casual as to seem louche on others, he always manages to exude confidence.

 

★ IC Permissions ☆ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Sure, but it'll probably confuse him and he's not very good at responding to it. ☆ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Absolutely. ☆ RELATIONSHIPS: Sure. Or, well, you can try. He's married to his job. Married to Dethklok, basically. ...It's a complicated relationship. ☆ PSYCHIC & PSIONIC INFORMATION: Er, this is difficult to say for certain. It is possible that a peek into his head will reveal horrors heretofore untold to humankind. Or, y'know, not. Charles has a lot of secrets, though. In fact, they're so secret that even we don't know what they are. At the very least, anyone with psychic sensitivities will be able to tell that Charles Offdensen is a much, much darker man than he appears to be. As for Charles himself? If Dethklok is in trouble, he will more than likely know about it. ☆ MAGICAL INFORMATION: See above. His existence has been foretold right alongside Dethklok in prophecies/scriptures about the metalocalypse, and this jives with all the crazy shit he apparently knows now. He's been juxtaposed with Salaasjkdgljascia in canon, who is without a doubt a supernatural being, so make of that what you will. He's known to the Tribunal and the scriptures alike as "the dead man," who is destined to usher in the metalocalypse. ☆ MEDICAL INFORMATION: Probably covered in scars that a mild-mannered businessman shouldn't have, unless his lack of them winds up being important. 8| Perhaps lacks perfect eyesight? Possibly dead. ☆ OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: Endangering his boys. Calling Nathan Tonto. :|

 

★ OOC Permissions ☆ BACKTAGGING: Shore. ☆ THREADHOPPING: Yes, please! Charles is regularly interrupted in canon, so it wouldn't be the same if he wasn't. ☆ FOURTHWALLING: I don't have an issue with it, I suppose! ☆ DO NOT WANT: Mmm, I guess just discuss any major things you want to have happen with me, if they concern him? I'm pretty flexible, I think. :D ☆ ANYTHING ELSE? ♥